Cute Fishing Captions

• You’ve got to be kidding me.

• Life is simple, just add water.

• Never trout yourself.

• Wishing I was fishing.

• Nothing could be beta!

• If I am fishing I’m happy.

• You daft cowfish.

• Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight.

• This is my favorite seafood place!

• I think I need to scale back.

• You could say that I’m hooked on fishing.

• I love you! Let’s cuttlefish!

• Keeping it reel.

• There’s always time for one more cast.

• Fishing life.

• Wishing that I was fishing.

• I fish you were here.

• I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.

• That’s crayfish.

• Fish on.

• I love to tackle problems.

• Who cod resist these fish ‘n chips?

• I like to look at problems from every angler.

• If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out.

• “Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary,” Patrick McManus.

• That’s a moray!

• I’m hooked on you!

Cute Fishing Life Captions

• I’m not squid-ing!

• We’re running a pilot fish program.

• Do you catch my meaning?

• Taking a nap in my haddock.

• Lost fishing, don’t try to find me

• Fish stories told here…. some true!

• There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot

• Reel girls fish

• I love to tackle problems.

• Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight.

• I love shopping on Grouper-on.

• The goldfish’s favorite movie is Old School.

• Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.

• I’d rather be fishing.

• Ghost-fish Killah.

• We’re hake-ing in the dough!

• Don’t be koi.

• Is she having a boy or a gill?

• Solid goldfish.

• I got a ponytail.

• If I’m not fishing I’m thinking about it.

• This is my favorite seafood place!

• We love fishing for the halibut!

• She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.

• She’s a damselfish in distress.

• Are you for reel?

• Good things come to those who bait.

• Trust me, I’m a sturgeon.

• I just want to go fishing and ignore all of my problems for a little while!

• Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

• She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.

• I like to look at problems from every angler.

• Wishing that I was fishing.

• To the Batfish Mobile!

• We’re running a pilot fish program.

• Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight.

• Rise and shine, it’s the fishing time!

• I don't fish to escape my life. I fish to live my life.

• Fishing’s not just a sport. It is a way of life.

• To celebrate Pride we serve Rainbow Trout.

• I love shopping on Grouper-on.

• Stress is caused by not enough fishing!

• Reel girls fish.

• Stress is caused by not enough fishing!

• I don’t fish to escape my life. I fish to live my life.

• There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

• Trust me, I’m a sturgeon.

• Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman’s job is simple: Pick out the best parts.

• Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!

• Life is like a game, but fishing is serious.

• I like to look at problems from every angler.

• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

• Happiness is a big fish

• A day without fishing is like a day without sunshine

• Another day at the of-fish.

• I fish knowing every moment on a river is a gift.

• The fishing was good. It was the catching that was bad.

• This is shrimp-ly awesome!

• I fish knowing every moment on a river is a gift.

• And the bandfish played on.

• The fish are calling and I must go.

• I fish you were here.

• I don’t fish to escape my life. I fish to live my life.

• I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!

• Anyone can be a fisherman in May.

• “The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them,” John Gierach.

• You could say that I'm hooked on fishing.

• The best days are spent fishing.

• Ghost-fish Killah.

• I can’t work today, my arm is in a cast.

• I got a ponytail.

• May the fish be with you!

• She’s a jackfish or all trades.

• Gone fishing.

• Stress is caused by not fishing enough.

• Life and fishing are very similar, you never know what's at the end of the line.

• Solid goldfish.

• He’s so swordfish-tied.

• Rise and shine, it's the fishing time!

• I'm a reel expert. I can tackle anything.

• Stop clownfish-ing around!

• Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

• We love fishing for the halibut!

• Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after.

• He’s the kingfish of the forest .

• Stop clownfish-ing around!

• Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I’m raising mine.

• Hooked on fishing.

• A bad day can be made better with some fishing time.

• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

• You caught me!

• Hooked on you.

• There's always time for one more cast.

• Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

• This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.

• Pipefish down!

• Never trout yourself.

• I’ll be tuning in tonight for my favorite show.

• You roll back to me.

• I like fishing. Not actual fishing - I like the peace and quiet of being at sea. It's different.

• Procrastifishing – the art of going fishing when you should really be doing something else

• It doesn't matter if the rod is or isn't bent. Time spent fishing is time well spent.

• I am not against golf since I cannot suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.

• She’s a jackfish or all trades.

• Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.

• May the fish be with you!

• Nothing could be beta!

• Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

• You can’t buy happiness, buy you can buy a fishing pole and that’s pretty much the same thing.

• Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

• You say I`m a compulsive fishing freak like it’s a bad thing.

• Stress is caused by not enough fishing!

• I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show.

• There is no limit to how many times you can go fishing,

• Is she having a boy or a gill?

• I’ll huff and I’ll puffer and I’ll blow your house down.

• Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it.

• To fish or not to fish? That’s a dumb question.

• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing pole and that’s pretty much the same thing.

• You can see the Northern Lights in the Arctic Char!

• The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

• There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

• A bad day can be made better with some fishing time.

• Party like a lob-star.

• You know fish is great brain food. -Well, you know, then you should fish for a whale!

• Happiness is a big fish.

• As no man is born an artist, so no man is born an angler.

• You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing pole and that's pretty much the same thing.

• Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains.

• Happiness is a big fish.

• This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.

• My Biggest worry is that when I’m dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.

• All Americans believe that they are born fishermen. For a man to admit a distaste for fishing would be like denouncing mother-love or hating moonlight.

• The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing.

• This is my favorite seafood place!

• Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman’s job is simple: Pick out the best parts.

• Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours.

• Many of the most highly publicized events of my presidency are not nearly as memorable or significant in my life as fishing with my daddy.

Funny Fishing Quotes and Sayings

• 'A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office!'- Author Unknown.

• 'The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.'-John Buchan

• 'The act of fishing – for fish, dreams, or whatever magic is available – is enough. It transports us to a special world, and a state of mind, where we are free'-Unknown.

• 'I spent most of my money on fishing. The rest I wasted'- Author Unknown.

•  “There will be days when the fishing is better than one’s most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home,” Roderick Haig Brown.

• 'Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: pick out the best parts.'-Charles Waterman

• 'Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.'- Garrison Keillor.

• 'If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook'-Unknown.

• 'Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I'm raising mine.'-Unknown.

• 'You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.' Jasper Fforde.

• 'Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after'- Henry David Thoreau.

• 'Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.'-Unknown.

• 'I grew up hunting and fishing. I've always been into archery. I've always been into cars... In my family, that was just stuff we did. That's just the way it was'-Paul Walker.

• 'He can't have gone, he said "Christ knows he can't have gone. He's making a turn. Maybe he has been hooked before and she remembers something of it." Then he felt the gentle touch on the line and he was happy'-Unknown.

• 'Fishing provides time to think, and reason not to. If you have the virtue of patience, an hour or two casting alone is plenty of time to review all you've learned about the grand themes of life.'-Carl Safina

• 'Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers'-Herbert Hoover.

• 'Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours.' -Eugene Clark

• 'And chase hard and good and with no mistakes and do not overrun them.'-Ernest Hemingway, Islands in the Stream

• 'If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles'- Doug Larson.

Best Fishing Quotes

• 'If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.'-Doug Larson.

• ' I just want to go fishing and ignore all of my problems for a little while!'-Unknown.

• 'Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.'- Steven Wright

• 'You [demagogues] are like the fishers for eels; in still waters they catch nothing, but if they thoroughly stir up the slime, their fishing is good; in the same way, it's only in troublous times that you line your pockets.' Aristophanes.

• 'Having a fishing rod in your hand is merely an excuse to explore out-of-sight depths and reveal mysteries that previously only existed in dreams.' -Fennel Hudson.

• 'When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.'-Paris Hilton.

• 'How do men act on a sinking ship? Do they hold each other? Do they pass around the whiskey? Do they cry?'-Sebastian Junger.

• 'Many [people] go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.' -Henry David Thoreau

• 'Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours. Whether you sit with native fishermen in their boat and fish with nets and lines or dive under the sea with them – they will lead you to the haunts of the specimens you desire and you could not find yourself in safer and more enjoyable company.'-Unknown.

• 'Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.'-Unknown.

• 'I thoroughly enjoy getting away from the game and going out fishing because it's so relaxing, so quiet and peaceful. I mean, there's no noise other than nature - and it's so different from what I do in a tournament situation that it just eases my mind'-Tiger Woods.

• 'Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers'-Herbert Hoover.

• 'I'm not against extracting a modest amount of wildlife out of the ocean for human consumption, but I am really concerned about the large-scale industrial fishing that engages in destructive practices like trawling and longlining.'- Sylvia Earle.

• “The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I’d rather go fishing for three years,” Whitey Herzog.

• I fish because I love to . . . because I love the environs where trout are found . . . because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don’t want to waste the trip . . . and, finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant––and not nearly so much fun.'-John Voelker.

• 'You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.'-Mitch Hedberg.

• 'These enthusiasts often like to hang signs that say "Gone Fishin'" or "Gone Huntin'". But what these slogans really mean is "Gone Killing.'-Marc Bekoff.

• 'A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married!'- Author Unknown.

• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing pole and that’s pretty much the same thing.

• She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.

• 'When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes who were drinking away the afternoon in preparation for going to that evening's Arsenal game/riot. Take away their Cockney accents, and these working-class guys might as well have been a couple of Bubbas gearing up for the Alabama-Auburn game. They were, in a phrase, British rednecks. And this is who soccer fans are, everywhere in the world except among the college-educated American elite. In Rio or Rome, the soccer fan is a Regular José or a Regular Giuseppe. [...] By contrast, if an American is that kind of Regular Joe, he doesn't watch soccer. He watches the NFL or bass fishing tournaments or Ultimate Fighting. In an American context, avid soccer fandom is almost exclusively located among two groups of people (a) foreigners—God bless 'em—and (b) pretentious yuppie snobs. Which is to say, conservatives don't hate soccer because we hate brown people. We hate soccer because we hate liberals.'-Unknown.

• I fish because the voice in my head tells me to.

• 'There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing, and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.'- Ted Nugent.

• 'Give a man a fish; he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will find the bait in the fridge'- Author Unknown.

• 'If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.'- Lee Trevino.

• 'Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: Pick out the best parts.'-Unknown.

• 'Teach all men to fish, but first, teach all men to be fair. Take less, give more. Give more of yourself, take less from the world. Nobody owes you anything, you owe the world everything.'- Suzy Kassem.

• 'I fish to scratch the surface of those mysteries, for nearness to the beautiful, and to reassure myself the world remains. I fish to wash off some of my grief for the peace we so squander. I fish to dip into that great and awesome pool of power that propels these epic migrations. I fish to feel – and steal – a little of that energy'-Unknown.

• 'I pass my time in the open air on the beach when it is really heavy weather or when the boats go out fishing'- Claude Monet.

• 'When I was a child and came with my elders to Galway for their salmon fishing in the river that rushes past the gaol, I used to look with awe at the window where men were hung, and the dark, closed gate'-Lady Gregory.

• 'I can't bear fishing. I think people look like fools sitting watching a line hour after hour--or else throwing and throwing, and catching nothing.' -George Eliot, Middlemarch.

• 'The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of that which is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope'- Author Unknown.

• 'Fishing provides time to think, and reason not to. If you have the virtue of patience, an hour or two of casting alone is plenty of time to review all you’ve learned about the grand themes of life. It’s time enough to realize that every generalization stands opposed by a mosaic of exceptions and that the biggest truths are few indeed.'-Unknown.

• 'There were a few youthful fishing trips, but I never enjoyed the experiences, partly because I didn't like hurting the bait'- Walter Cronkite.

• 'Devon holds a special place in my heart. As a child, I normally went on holiday to Bantham and have lots of happy memories of my time there. I used to catch sand eels in the early morning and go fishing for bass throughout the day. I remember a gull taking my bait'-Richard Branson.

• 'What people don't understand is this is something that we only have in America. There is no other country in the world where ordinary citizens can go out and enjoy hunting and fishing. There's no other nation in the world where that happens. And it's very much a part of our heritage'- Norman Schwarzkopf.

• 'Having a fishing rod in your hand is merely an excuse to explore out-of-sight depths and reveal mysteries that previously only existed in dreams'-Unknown.

• 'Nothing is worse than a beautiful girl fishing for compliments by saying how gross she is. On the flip side, I find genuine humility and modesty attractive'- Chris Evans.

• 'When all the routines and details and the human bores get on our nerves, we just yearn to go away from here to somewhere else. To go fishing is a sound, a valid, and an accepted reason for an escape. It requires no explanation'- Herbert Hoover.

• 'I'm momentarily transfixed, torn between curiosity and fear. I can pull it up the gently sloping mud bank, but then what? Already thought is lagging behind events, as the blotchy brown mass slides up wet mud toward me, its amorphous margins flowing into the craters left by retreating feet. In the center of the yard-wide disc is a raised turret where two eyes open and close, flashing black. And it's bellowing. A loud rhythmic sound that is at first inexplicable until I realize that those blinking eyes are its spiracles, now sucking in the air instead of water, which it is pumping out via gill slits on its underside. And all the while it brandishes that blade, stabbing the air like a scorpion'-Jeremy Wade, River Monsters.

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