51+ Best Squirting Quotes { 2021 } Also Squirting Captions

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  Squirting Quotes

  • "There are voices you can silence." - Author: Amy Reed

  • "A tinhorn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor." — H.L. Mencken

  • "If two or more organs of the body are not squirting fluids, the story's no good!" - Author: Christopher Vogler

  • "A good lather is half the shave." — William Hone

  • "Once the cow's been milked there's no squirting the cream back up her udder." — George R R Martin

  • "No, you don't squirt waffles!" - Freddie 

  • "There are opportunities in every struggle. Look for these opportunities and make it great." - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

  • "Language helps develop life as surely as it reflects life. It is a most important part of our human condition." - Author: Jane Yolen

  • "I never coached Sachin Tendulkar, I gave him gentle advice when he asked for it." — John Wright

  • "What motivates me is to be able to do what I love to do ... fight." - Author: Anderson Silva

  Squirting Quotes & Sayings

  • "7 colors make the rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends." - Unknown

  • "Many drops make a bucket, many buckets make a pond, many ponds make a lake, and many lakes make an ocean." -  Percy Ross

  • "Your true character Is most accurately measured by how you treat those who can do 'Nothing' for you." — Mother Teresa

  • "Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life." - Author: Doug Stanhope

  • "This is unexpected... like a squirt from aggressive grapefruit." - Earl Derr Biggers

  • "As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube." — Yu Hua

  • "Squirt obey your thirst, fashion lines. Between beauty and beast, I walk the line." - Jay Z

  • "We feel free. We're independent. People can be openly proud of being Estonian. I have a lot of belief in Estonia." — Carmen Kass

  • "If you can pick the baby up without him squirting out of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough." - Author: James Lileks

  • "When life gives you a lemon, you squirt it peoples eyes!!" - Unknown

  Quotes About Squirter

  • "Success is manufactured in the Mind, while Happiness is cultivated in the Soul." — Philip McKernan

  • "I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out." — Morgan Freeman

  • "When a woman grows up, she accepts the love she thinks she deserves." — Tammy Falkner

  • "When you operate in an overbuilt metropolis, you have to hack your way with a meat ax." — Robert Moses

  • "There is practically no area of business where the difference between rhetoric and actuality is greater than in the handling of people." — John Harvey-Jones

  • "We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths." - Author: John Green

  • "Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read." - Leo Burnett

  • "As a child, we visited the San Juan Islands during the summer. Kayaking, big family meals, playing on the beach - great memories!" - Author: Zoe McLellan

  • "Is squirting myth or magic? French scientists say myth, squirting girls say magic. And I say: those who can, do, and they do so because squirting is fun." - Author: Chloe Thurlow

  • "If you can pick the baby up without him squirting out of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough." — James Lileks

  Squirt The Turtle Quotes

  • "My mum made a conscious decision not to teach me any Indian languages so I wouldn't talk with an accent." — Naveen Andrews

  • "I equally love both, classic rock and hip-hop. I love all music, really, and I really use classic rock a lot. I'm heavily influenced by that melodically in my music. I can't really separate the two." - Author: Yelawolf

  • "The walk-in privilege, to walk into the Oval Office and have a conversation with the president, is not something that everybody gets." - Author: Josh Earnest

  • "Time passes cold and indifferent over us; it knows nothing of our joys or sorrows; it leads us with ice-cold hand deeper and deeper into the labyrinth." - Author: Johann Ludwig Tieck

  • "Once the cow's been milked there's no squirting the cream back up her udder." - Author: George R R Martin

  • "Come and, step inside the Electric Slide. Spraying squirt guns at you like its pesticides." - Mac Miller

  • "On the surface, there was always an impeccably realistic world, but underneath, behind the backdrop's cracked canvas, lurked something different, something mysterious or abstract." - Author: Milan Kundera

  • "My basic principle is that you don't make decisions because they are easy; you don't make them because they are cheap; you don't make them because they're popular; you make them because they're right." - Theodore Hesburgh

  • "There was no such thing as perfect privacy, life was a perpetual concert-hall recital with a captive audience." — Rohinton Mistry

  • "I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers." — Madonna Ciccone

  Squirter Quotes

  • "And don't get me started on your hands roaming everywhere. You're like an octopus. Honestly, I feel violated." — A&E Kirk

  • "I thought you just told me they used radio. They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - Author: Terry Bisson{ Love Quotes }

  • "Is squirting myth or magic? French scientists say myth, squirting girls say magic. And I say those who can do, and they do so because squirting is fun." ― Chloe Thurlow, Girl Trad

  • "It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality." - {Disney squirt quotes }

  • "To enjoy freedom ... we have of course to control ourselves. We must not squander our powers, helplessly and ignorantly, squirting half the house to water a single rose." - Author: Virginia Woolf{ sex quotes}

  • "If two or more organs of the body are not squirting fluids, the story's no good!" — Christopher Vogler

  • "Don't ever give up on life. Go out and make mistakes, make a mess, make a fuss, make a noise, but most of all make the most of your life!" - Nishan Panwar{ Letterkenny squirt quotes }

  • "The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die around us, watch the world change and decay ... but no matter the hardship or the pain or the sorrow we suffer, we choose to continue living. Out of sheer habit, I think." - Author: Derek Landy{ squirt quotes finding Nemo }

  • "He couldn't think of his robbed left eye without hate squirting into his veins from some deep poison gland he hadn't known he possessed. — Joseph D'Lacey{ squirt gun quotes }

  • "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns, as it were, instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink." - Author: George Orwell

  Sexy Quotes

  • "Its leaders are always troubadours of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him." - Author: Clare Boothe Luce{ squirting facts }

  • "I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies." - Author: Andy Rooney { squirting captions }

  • "I wanna make, make, make, you feel. Make, make, make you dance." - Inna

  • "Squirting isn't easy, it has to be said. Then, neither is riding a unicycle. Just as some people sweat more than others, or eat more than others, some girls erupt in surging geysers of vaginal fluids with greater facility and in more generous quantities than others." - Author: Chloe Thurlow

  • "From my earliest memories, my aunt was squirting out oil paint. I could just eat it. I would go from her studio and walk down to my father's house, and there he was, working in egg tempera." - Author: Jamie Wyeth{ Squirting quotations }

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