61+ Blues Brothers Quotes One Night Only For [2021]

61+ Blues Brothers Quotes One Night Only For [2021]61+ Blues Brothers Quotes One Night Only For [2021]

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Best Blues Brothers Quotes


  • "Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.Jake: Hit It."-'The Blues Brothers.
  • "Jake: “Yes, yes, Jesus H. God Tap-dancing Christ. I have seen the light!”
  • "Why do ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?"- Elwood Blue.
  • “The Blues Brothers. It should read: Tonight Only: the Blues Brothers triumphant return.” ― Jake
  • "And we would especially like to welcome all of the representatives of the Illinois Law enforcement community, who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time."-Elwood Blues.
  • “Elwood: You said you were gonna see the Penguin when you were released from prison.
  • "Elwood: Man, I haven't been pulled over in six months. I bet those cops have got 'SCMODS'.Jake: 'SCMODS'? "One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One ‘soiled’. One black suit jacket, one pair of black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here." -Corrections Officer.
  • "Elwood Blues: What kind of music do you usually have here at  Bob's Country Bunker? Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.” -'The Blues Brothers.
  • "(At the Palace Hotel Ballroom): “Welcome, from Calumet City, Illinois: the showband of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues: The Blues Brothers.” ― Curtis
  • "Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
  • "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."-Elwood Blues.
  • "Jake: “So far we’ve covered all of Lake, McHenry, and part of DuPage County.”
  • "Well, the Sister was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he’s got to say."-Curtis.
  • "They look like they're from the CIA or somethin'"-Mrs. Murphy.
  • “We won’t get caught. We are doing God’s work.” – by Jake


Blues Brothers Movie Quotes


  • "Jake: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. Mr. Fabulous: Okay, okay."-'The Blues Brothers.
  • "I gotta quit... I'm gonna become a priest." -Elwood Blues.
  • "I'm gonna catch that sucker. If it's the last thing I ever do." -Cop.
  • “We’re the Good Ole’… Blues Brothers band from Chicago.” ― Elwood
  • “You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wed ding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.” ― Mystery Woman
  • “Jake: What’s the plan on getting the band back together, Mr. Expert? The police have all of your information.
  • "Jake: We're putting the band back together. Mr. Fabulous: Forget it." -'The Blues Brothers.
  • "Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT? Jake: THE BAND!
  • Elwood: “Man, I haven’t been pulled over in six months. I bet those cops have got ‘SCMODS.'”
  • “Jake: What is this supposed to be?
  • "The salads are fine. It's just that we'd like to move to another table... away from those two gentlemen. Frankly, they are offensive smelling. I mean, they smell bad." -Elwood Blues.
  • Elwood: “We’re 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
  • "The band? The band."-Jake. "As usual, I'll have to take an I.O.U."-Ray Charles.
  • Elwood: No I didn’t. I traded it in for a microphone.
  • "You are such a disappointing pair. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes..."


Hilarious Elwood Brothers Quotes


  • "Mystery Woman: “You miserable slug! Do you think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.”
  • “And we would especially like to welcome all of the representatives of the Illinois Law enforcement community, who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.” ― Elwood
  • "The Blues Brothers. It should read 'Tonight Only: the Blues Brothers triumphant return." -Jake.
  • "It's good to see you, sweetheart." -Jake.
  • "Don't you blasphemy in here, don't you blasphemy in here! You're gonna walk out of here without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens. And without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy." -Aretha Franklin.
  • Elwood: “No mam, we’re musicians.”
  • "Elwood Blues: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out of prison. Joliet Jake: Yeah... so I lied to her. Elwood Blues: You can't lie to a nun, Jake. We're gonna go in, and see the penguin. Joliet Jake:  No. Way." -'The Blues Brothers.
  • "No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead sir." -Mr. Fabulous.
  • Jake: “No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to god!”
  • Elwood: “It’s an old Mount Prospect police car.”
  • "I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance." -Mystery Woman.
  • Jake: “First, you trade the Cadillac. Then, you lied to me about the band. And now, you’re gonna put me right back in the joint.”
  • "This doesn't look like no expressway to me!" -Joliet Jake.
  • "Band Member: It's used. There's no action left in that keyboard. Ray Charles: Excuse me, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano." -'The Blues Brothers.


Quotes From Blues Brothers


  • "Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run well on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Joliet Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter." -'The Blues Brothers.
  • Jake: “The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.”
  • "Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you, baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault." -Jake.
  • "Joliet Jake: How often does the train run by here? Elwood Blues:  So often, you won't even notice." -'The Blues Brothers.
  • “$5,000 bucks? Who do you think you are, The Beatles?” ― Maury Sline
  • “You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes… Get out, and don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves.” ― Sister Mary
  • Mrs. Murphy: (to Matt “Guitar” Murphy): “The tall one wants white bread, toast, dry, nothing on it and the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.”
  • "The use of excessive violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."   -Cop.               
  • "Reverend Cleophus James: Praise God. Elwood: And God bless the United States of America."   -'The Blues Brothers.
  • “Don’t you blasphemy in here, don’t you blasphemy in here! You’re gonna walk out of here without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens. And without Matt ‘Guitar’ Murphy.” ― Mrs. Murphy
  • “The salads are fine. It’s just that we’d like to move to another table… away from those two gentlemen. Frankly, they are offensive-smelling. I mean, they smell bad.” ― Restaurant Customer
  • "Joliet Jake: Got any fried chicken? Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke. Aretha Franklin: Chicken wings or chicken legs? Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke. Aretha: The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, nothing on it and the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke." -'The Blues Brothers.
  • “Murphy 'Murph' Dunne: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray. Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city of Chicago. 'Joliet' Jake Blues: How much?
  • Jay: 2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.” -'The Blues Brothers. 
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